Let me tell you something: we don’t even know you’re there.” Sean Hughes, Pleasance Courtyard49 “I was the first to reach the summit.
Or so my wife assures me that's what it is." Simon Evans, Pleasance Courtyard28"The sound of a baby screaming is like hearing all four Loose Women talk at once." David Longley, The Stand II29"In your thirties your friends just disappear.
I don't mean they die, they all move to Birmingham – which is worse."Lucy Porter, The Stand30"Walking down the Royal Mile is like scrolling through the mind of a failed actor." Chris Ramsey, Pleasance Courtyard31"Keep digging you'll find one eventually." Simon Evans on the Edinburgh trams, Pleasance Courtyard32"The tattooist said to me that she didn't believe in anaesthetic.
' The only problem is, when you are drunk, burgers are well nice." Rob Beckett , Pleasance Courtyard25"I see these signs on the back of trucks which say, IF YOU CANNOT SEE MY MIRRORS. Whenever I see those signs I immediately run up behind the truck and if I can't see his mirrors, I start unloading/stealing his stuff." Benny Boot, Udderbelly – Pasture26"Ever hated yourself so much that your apartment wants you to move out?
" Rick Shapiro, Assembly at George Square27"Fifty Shades of Grey; the new Farrow and Ball Catalogue.
Indeed, the very act of receiving the Humility Award is something that the recipient of the Humility Award could never do.
Therefore, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to announce that nobody can ever receive this award.
Tally ho." Mark Smith, Pleasance Courtyard3 "I was very naive sexually.
"Joe Lycett, Pleasance Courtyard2 "I've been keeping a count of the prostitutes I've been sleeping with.
Which happens a surprising amount in Edinburgh during August.