We also believe that communism is bad for the US, that same-sex marriage is wrong and illegal, and we kill anyone who defies us. We shall don our glorious white knight suits and take to the streets, crusading for the cause of whites like us all over America!! I can't believe someone would be so insensitive about another person's feelings that they would purposely destroy one of their posessions.
My alter ego here is your typical fanfiction nut who never read anything with more than 15 pages, has an attention span of about 6 minutes depending on what he's eaten in the past 12, and despite having English as a first language, just can't figure out those pesky rules of spelling and grammar.
Throw in the fact that he only has a vague understanding of the setting and characters in these stories, never proofreads, and never quite understood what the word "plot" really means.
According to our research department we found out that the pope is a Catholic figure who was conjured up by God to make up a religion that worships him and gives him his almighty powers, The pope must exist in order for the religion to exist and the Ku Klux Klan hates all existence of Catholicism.
So we came up with a plan that involved a guy who knows Christianity to take over for the pope. We are currently triangulating his location but we all know that he'll be on a balcony spreading his Catholic propaganda everywhere. MTV has finally responded to one of our letters and they're going to feature our HQ.
-Posted by God Hates Fags at AM on 9/3/06 If you guys say that you are the doing the word of GOD why do you kill and discriminate.
God treats all as equal, and in the ten commandments it says thou shall not kill.We are an organization that creates a purer world, and we do that by killing all non-whites in the world, including blacks. We also believe that Jews have the right to be dead and shut up. Unfortunately, in this current day and age, our numbers have dwindled to 5,000 due to the amount of people who don't care. If you are reading this sir, I hope you had your nice laugh.We also kill the Catholics, create terror and evacuate people from houses by burning crosses. They've killed off the rest of us so we're begging you, please join us. I bet it was one of those nigger fucking faggots, or the Catholics on one of their fucking "Crusades." Well, sir, if you are reading this, know that the KKK will not back down.Though written specifically to piss people off, owing to Poe's Law, Misaimed Fandom still result.On the other hand, they're often hilarious if you're in on the joke.We, not being the chumps we are, took the money and officially endorced their school. Well just wait 'til you get your own torch complete with free flame.